Author: David Babb So yesterday the Cavs announced that JR would be suspended for their game against the Sixers later in the night for detrimental conduct to the team. It was reported after the game the detrimental conduct was actually JR throwing soup at assistant coach Damon Jones. Everybody knows Hennything is possible with JR Splif, from wearing Supreme sleeves, to not wearing a shirt to the championship parade, and even showing up to games SOOOOO high he becomes a lasting meme: This man is truly a national treasure. He must've been on some shit or so pissed at Damon to throw a flaming hot bowl of soup at him.
The Cavs should call up Jerry Seinfeld to get in contact with the Soup Nazi, at least that way JR can't get free reign to a weapon of mass destruction. JR seems like the kind of guy to enjoy Cream of Broccoli soup, for several reasons... But poor Damon, got his face all burned and whatever he was wearing all hot, wet and soupy. What for JR? I'd love to be the reporter to ask him that. In all honesty though, this should've been JR's last straw. Lock him up for attempted murder. Just remember though, Hennything is possible. Especially with JR.
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