Author: Nathan Gagne This afternoon, ex-Barstool Sports employee and mediocre actor, Michael Rapaport challenged Barstool Sports president Dave Portnoy to a fight at Rough N' Rowdy, the amateur boxing organization backed by Barstool. The challenge from Rapaport comes just 12 days after getting fired from Barstool Sports and 13 days after sending out a tweet bashing the Barstool fans saying, "if you call yourself a fucking stoolie for real, you've already lost in life." After secretly aggravating Barstool employees, putting out race-baiting content, and not mentioning Barstool Sports in media appearances, the tweet was the last straw in the Barstool-Rapaport marriage. Portnoy accepted the challenge under the condition that they each put up $250,000, which isn't as easy as it sounds with Rapaport's history of not following through on bets. You can view the challenge and response videos below: Rapaherp: twitter.com/MichaelRapaport/status/969678467875848192 Pres: twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/969689271895576576 The reaction of Portnoy and Stoolies when hearing that Rapaherp wants to fight: As a hardcore Stoolie, who lives and dies by the stool, I need this fight to happen. Even though Pres isn't in the most ideal fighting shape, considering his shoulders would pop out on every punch attempt, I am a firm believer that the power of the company and need to defend the company would give him the advantage at the end of the day. The man who delivered papers back in the day and built Barstool Sports brick-by-brick isn't going to lose to a Hollywood herpes hack who's only skill is to call white people by the derogatory term "cracker." Pres will beat the milk out of him and punch the scabs right off of his face. The employees at Barstool aren't always on the same page, but when it comes to this pasty milk-colored dickhead, everybody is on the same team, and that is Team Barstool. A large handful of employees even contributed to a Rapaherp diss track (link located below). The Rapa-pack can come out in full force, but they will not match the army of Stoolies ready to defend the wall. Not only did Rapaherp bash Stoolies and Pres, but he also crossed the line when trying to bash Barstool employee KFC. KFC was caught cheating on his pregnant wife earlier in the year, so he deserves all the backlash against him, but Rapaherp went directly after KFC's wife, instead of KFC himself. It was a low blow, but Pres has the opportunity to get pay back for the entire company at Rough N' Rowdy.
DISS TRACK: bars.tl/4XxHMQiiRK For those of you that don't know, Rough N' Rowdy is one of the most electrifying and hilarious events that has ever reached the internet. Rough N' Rowdy consists of amateur and hillbilly boxers who don't have a lick of boxing skill, and as a result just swing for the fences for three one-minute rounds. There is usually the occasional fight with Barstool personalities that serves as the main event of the particular card. In addition to the entertaining fights, is the comical insight of the announce team consisting of Pres and Big Cat at the minimum. There is no doubt that Rough N' Rowdy is worth the $9.99 to buy before the day of the fight. I highly recommend everyone to buy the next event on April 13th. A mogul and a man with herpes colliding over personal issues at Rough N' Rowdy would be a dream match. Make it happen, generate 100K PPV buys, bury Rapaherp, and bring us one step closer to the moon.
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