Author: Nathan Gagne
Link to Story: www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000917911/article/nfl-names-pizza-hut-as-its-new-official-pizza-sponsor?campaign=tw-nf-sf183218441-sf183218441&sf183218441=1&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral The NFL put out a statement today announcing a multiyear agreement with Pizza Hut to become their new official pizza sponsor. The partnership was all made possible as a result of Papa John's and the NFL mutually agreeing to part ways in their sponsorship agreement. I LOVE this move. Pizza Hut coming in from the top rope to become the new official pizza sponsor just one day after Papa John's ended their sponsorship is a move that everybody and their grandparents should respect. Who will be the better sponsor? I have the answer and it is the only correct answer. PIZZA HUT! Pizza Hut is the king of chain pizza joints. Take a seat Papa John's, take a hike Papa Gino's, and go pound sand Domino's...Pizza Hut has better pizza than all of you! The thing with Pizza Hut is that there are no bells and whistles, just great, dependable pizza. I'd like to give a special thank you to Papa John himself, John Schnatter, for talking his way out of the sponsorship. Thank you for blaming your poor financial performance on the U.S. national anthem protests instead of blaming your dog food pizza. I didn't need any anthem protest to stop me from buying that piece of trash that you were selling. Question: What Pizza Hut doesn't have that Papa John's did have? Answer: A sexual harasser that appears on their commercials! Thank god the Peyton Manning and Papa John romance is done. Their kiss after Super Bowl 50 is one of the most NSFW pictures of all time. I can only imagine the amount of times that Papa John walked into a room with Peyton mooning him against his will. Gross. Papa John and Peyton were probably giving each other rusty trombones after filming commercials together. With that being said, Pizza Hut is #MySponsor.
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1. Browns: QB Sam Darnold, USC. Best QB in the Draft, fills a major need. 2. Giants: RB Saquon Barkley, PSU. Best player, give Davis Webb the opportunity to show he can be the QB of the future in NY. 3. Colts: DE Bradley Chubb, NC State. Best pure pass rusher in draft. Gives Luck some defensive help. 4. Bills (From HOU through CLE): QB Josh Rosen, UCLA. Bills will look to move on from Tyrod Taylor. Trading up with the Browns gives the Bills their new quarterback. 5. Dolphins (From DEN): QB Baker Mayfield, Oklahoma. I believe Tannehill is a good QB, MIA will try to sell him high (Similar to Alex Smith and the Chiefs). 6. Jets: QB Josh Allen, Wyoming. After striking out on Kirk Cousins, the Jets get the best arm talent in this year's draft (They'll retain Josh McCown to be bridge until Allen is ready). 7. Buccaneers: DB Minkah Fitzpatrick, Alabama. Best player available, also fits a major need. 8. Bears: WR Calvin Ridley, Alabama. Need to give Trubisky weapons, the Bears will get one of the best route runners in the draft. 9. 49ers: LB Tremaine Edmunds, Virginia Tech. Extremely versatile, can play Mike, Will, or LEO (pass rusher). Could fill in for Reuben Foster if he faces league discipline for two off-season arrests. 10. Raiders: LB Raquon Smith, UGA. Plays sideline to sideline, can ease him into the defense with Bowman playing next to him. 11. Broncos (From MIA): OG Quenton Nelson, Notre Dame. Broncos protect their shiny new quarterback (Kirk Cousins) by pairing Nelson next to last years first rounder, Garrett Bolles. 12. Bengals: OT Mike McGlinchey, Notre Dame. Bengals need much better play out of their tackles. 13. Redskins: DB Derwin James, FSU. Versatility to play S or LB, will replace S'ua Cravens who is likely to be traded. 14. Packers: WR James Washington, Oklahoma. Who knows if the Packers release Cobb, Nelson, or both. Washington keeps Rodgers with weapons. 15. Cardinals: QB Lamar Jackson, Louisville. Cardinals need a new quarterback, none on their roster. I expect them to sign a mobile QB like Tyrod Taylor or Teddy Bridgewater. 16. Ravens: WR Christian Kirk, Texas A&M. Need play-makers on the outside. 17. Chargers: DT Maurice Hurst, Michigan. Hurst makes for a scary D-Line with Bosa and Ingram. 18. Browns (From SEA): CB Denzel Ward, Ohio State. Browns trade back up to get the best cornerback in the draft. 19. Cowboys: WR Courtland Sutton, SMU. Need a Dez Bryant replacement. They get the big bodied Sutton here. 20. Lions: DT Vita Vea, Washington. Haloti Ngata 2.0? Could go running back here, but I see them going after a vet (Jeremy Hill perhaps) and a later round back too. 21. Seahawks (From BUF through CLE): CB Josh Jackson, Iowa. Seattle needs a Richard Sherman insurance policy. 22. Browns (From KC through BUF): OL Connor Williams, Texas. Can play guard, but has played tackle mostly at Texas. Allows for a year of learning under Joe Thomas. 23. Rams: C Billy Price, Ohio State. Rams go young to replace John Sullivan. Price will protect Goff and create for Gurley, perfect fit. 24. Panthers: CB Donte Jackson, LSU. Panthers could go other routes here, but I think Jackson will have a phenomenal combine, he could even end up breaking John Ross' 4.22 40 record. 25. Titans: DE Marcus Davenport, UTSA. Orakpo and Morgan are getting old, Davenport may not start immediately, but he will take the burden off of the vets on passing downs. 26. Falcons: DT De'Ron Payne, Alabama. Gives them a young dominant duo with Grady Jarrett. 27. Saints: QB Mason Rudolph, Oklahoma State. Brees will resign, but NO needs to be ready for life without the greatest statistical quarterback of all time. 28. Steelers: RB Derrius Guice, LSU. I expect Le'Veon to move on (I have him going to the Jets). They get their new RB. 29. Jaguars: OG Isaiah Wynn, UGA. Wynn will make a great pair with Cam Robinson. Fournette will have running lanes or the next decade. 30. Vikings: OG Will Hernandez, UTEP. Vikings need as much help up front as they can get as a perennial playoff team. 31. Patriots: LB Rashaan Evans, Alabama. As the Superbowl showed, they need defensive help. Could go corner here, but they need linebackers more. 32. Eagles: OT Orlando Brown, Oklahoma. Jason Peters ended the year on IR and could be cut due to a high cap hit, gives Carson Wentz and the Eagles their left tackle of the future. March 2, 2018
Rams trade: DE Robert Quinn, 2018 6th Dolphins Trade: 2018 4th, 2018 6th February 28, 2018 Jets release: RB Matt Forte (retires), DE Muhammad Wilkerson Panthers release: RB Jonathan Stewart Bears release: OLB Willie Young Jr. February 27, 2018 Lions franchise tag: DE Ezekiel Ansah February 26, 2018 Panthers release: S Kurt Coleman, DE Charles Johnson Bears release: OLB Pernell McPhee, DB Quintin Demps Bills sign: CB Vontae Davis (1y 5m) February 24, 2018 Jaguars sign: QB Blake Bortles (3y 54m ext) February 23, 2018 Chiefs trade: CB Marcus Peters, 2018 6th Rams trade: 2018 4th, 2019 2nd Jaguars release: RB Chris Ivory February 20, 2018 Texans release: LB Brian Cushing Buccaneers release: RB Doug Martin Dolphins franchise tag: WR Jarvis Landry February 16, 2018 Chiefs sign: CB David Amerson February 8, 2018 Chiefs release: CB Darrelle Revis 49ers sign: QB Jimmy Garoppolo (5y 137.5m ext) February 5, 2018 Raiders release: CB David Amerson January 30, 2018 Chiefs trade: QB Alex Smith Redskins trade: CB Kendall Fuller, 2018 3rd (Sign Smith to 4y 70m ext) |
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