Author: Nathan Gagne
Link to Story: www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000917911/article/nfl-names-pizza-hut-as-its-new-official-pizza-sponsor?campaign=tw-nf-sf183218441-sf183218441&sf183218441=1&utm_source=t.co&utm_medium=referral The NFL put out a statement today announcing a multiyear agreement with Pizza Hut to become their new official pizza sponsor. The partnership was all made possible as a result of Papa John's and the NFL mutually agreeing to part ways in their sponsorship agreement. I LOVE this move. Pizza Hut coming in from the top rope to become the new official pizza sponsor just one day after Papa John's ended their sponsorship is a move that everybody and their grandparents should respect. Who will be the better sponsor? I have the answer and it is the only correct answer. PIZZA HUT! Pizza Hut is the king of chain pizza joints. Take a seat Papa John's, take a hike Papa Gino's, and go pound sand Domino's...Pizza Hut has better pizza than all of you! The thing with Pizza Hut is that there are no bells and whistles, just great, dependable pizza. I'd like to give a special thank you to Papa John himself, John Schnatter, for talking his way out of the sponsorship. Thank you for blaming your poor financial performance on the U.S. national anthem protests instead of blaming your dog food pizza. I didn't need any anthem protest to stop me from buying that piece of trash that you were selling. Question: What Pizza Hut doesn't have that Papa John's did have? Answer: A sexual harasser that appears on their commercials! Thank god the Peyton Manning and Papa John romance is done. Their kiss after Super Bowl 50 is one of the most NSFW pictures of all time. I can only imagine the amount of times that Papa John walked into a room with Peyton mooning him against his will. Gross. Papa John and Peyton were probably giving each other rusty trombones after filming commercials together. With that being said, Pizza Hut is #MySponsor.
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